Curse

RTSFirebat · Jul 27, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49

Classic one, this happen yesterday.

Was AFK eating something at my PC, when I saw a male wammo (Yes another wammo! lol) who will call Billy running about doing the /dance command on every single female character he could see.

The funny thing is, he did it to the Storage ladies, the Henchmen ladies, anyone who was standing about, and then ran over to try and do it to me!

I moved away, Billy moved towards me, this then carried on for 5 mins... I then used a Red Bean Cake and he was no longer able to keep up lol

It was scary, Billy would only did the /dance for the first 10 secs where the male warrior does the pelvic trust, you can guess what it looked like on screen.

Some people are insane.

Jas D · Jul 28, 2006, 12:44 AM // 00:44

More than half the people on this forum.

Goats17 · Jul 28, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17

Ooooh, I HATE WAMMOS!

Lets call this guy "Jerk".

So, I'm doing Hero's Challenge with a PuG. Dumb, I know, but I don't like Henchies in the Southern Shiverpeaks. We're doing fine, about 3/4 mobs into it. I suddenly aggro a mob that would have walked into us any, so we could get it over with.

Jerk: Why you aggro? Nubwaffle.
Me: Dude, we would have run into them anyway. I don't want it to hapen when we're fighting a group, so I aggroed them now.

So we kill them, and accidently aggro a group of Stone Summit. I'm the only one that dies......suddenly I'm a total dumbass to this guy. I appologize to the group for aggroing the mob, and we move on. Here's the kicker....The next mob...Jerk runs straight to the boss, wipes because of all the Imps and Shadow's attacks....and doesn't say anything. We all die about 5 times trying to kill this mob(thank god, close to the rez shrine). AND WE DIDN"T EVEN HAVE TO FIGHT THEM!

But of course...he was using Mending. He was a God. I should have realized, nothing can defeat l33t mending!

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CorstedPirate · Jul 28, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyran of the Flames

Bob (pm): im a pro boxer you RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing tardshit[/B]
Me: wrong. First of all a "pro" boxer would have better vocubarly and grammar than you (a 12 year old)
Me: Second, go enflate your ego somewhere else kiddo
Bob (pm): well, semi pro going pro, won a tourney just the other day
Bob (pm): lol, bow down to superiority mortal

The most that Bob will ever see it the undercard of a non televised fight. I hate when people claim stuff like that. It makes the sport look bad to people that know nothing about it.

He "won a tourney just the other day"? No, just no! I don't understand how a "boxer" could say some dumb crap like that! Most boxers don't have more than 3-4 fights a year. For it to happen tourney style, that is absurd!!!! That ticks me off, spreading that kind of crap about boxing.

Yeah, I am a boxing fan, so this one hit a little nerve.

blarb · Jul 28, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15

I am the biggest jerk I have met in Guild Wars. It's quite awesome.

Exoudeous · Jul 28, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34

Story 1: Today I was doing arborstone, we got near the end and half the party got wiped out, Im the last one living with a res sig and I res one of the monks, the monk then tells me he has no res.

wtf?

so we end up dieing and we start over, I tell teh monk he has to have a res, he then tells me that I didnt res him fast enough and that it was actually my fault, he said he didnt bring a res cause he thought we were a good party, and then proceds to call us noobs, and says I wasnt doing my job properly as tank.

Story 2: this happend a month or so ago, I finally got my monk to the end of the game ( never played as him much) I was doing RoF, and there were 2 other monks in the party. one of the monks get a good weapon and one of the players asked if they could have it. So the monk starts screaming about how the person is trying to scam her. now understand al the person did was ask for it once, and wasnt trying to use any sort of sneaky scheme, he asked once and that was it.

the 2 monks I’m guessing were together ( though neither of them even had a guild, bnig suprise considering their social skills) the monk that was yelling asks me to back her up cause monks need to stick together. I simply said I didn’t want to get into an argument, so both monks said I was a backstabber and that I was also a P***y for not joining in the monk strike months earlier at Thead, then they proceeded to try and make me look bad, which unfortunitly worked on some of the group cause they wernt very bright either.

On top of that, I was pretty much the only one healing, and the other 2 monks kept dieing.

WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM!!!

Faust Viiii · Jul 28, 2006, 10:22 AM // 10:22

Biggest idiots I've ever encountered was when I was trying to find a party for Tahnnaki Temple with my Warrior/Mesmer

Me- LFP for mission
(Get an invite from a group of only two Warrior/Monks which I accept, hoping that they might get some good party members because I really needed to complete the mission. Everything is going fine until

Idiot 1- lol why are you playing as w/me?
Me- I've been a w/mo for ages and I fancied a change, why?
Idiot 1- go and change back to w/mo, they're the most elite build in the game
Idiot 2- yeah we kill people like you everyday in the arena's
Me- people like me?
idiot 1- yeah people who are so bad at PVE they come to PVP and ruin it with their stupid builds
Me- yeah sure you do

(they stay silent for a couple of minutes until they start again)

Idiot 2- lol is that droks armor you're wearing
Me- Yep it's the gladiator armor
Idiot 2- it's crap you should get kurzick armor like us cos it rocks like us
Me- I would like to except I haven't got to house zu heltzer yet
Idiot 1- man u are a n00b you're so bad u couldn't get to house zu heltzer its easy
Me- well obviously its not for me I ain't there yet
Idiot 1- bye bye n00b we only need elite players in our group you're kicked bye

(they kick me then start sending me PM's)

Idiot 1- you n00b you're gonna fail that mission everytime with that build
Me- like i care i'll keep try till I complete it
Idiot 2 we're ignoring u now but just so u know you're crap, you're friends are crap and you're guild is
(then I put both of them on my ignore list

)

Rubikon · Jul 28, 2006, 01:46 PM // 13:46

I hate going on groups for precisely these people. I'll only go on them if it's completely impossible with the henchmen and I have no guildies around.
So I ended up looking for a group for the Bloodstone Fen bonus. We were almost in fact there and they were a decent group and would no doubt have sailed through it, when one utter freak (and i use that term in the nicest possible sense) went mental because I'd managed (by using an area of effect spell) to kill a warthog! oh noes!!!

Seriously this guy wasn't even a ranger secondary or anything. He just seemed inordinately concerned over the welfare of non-real creatures. It led to a fully blown argument where we basically shouted chav at one another (no idea why chav) and when it became clear that nobody was in the least bit interested in doing the bonus i just stormed off.

linh · Jul 28, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faust Viiii

Biggest idiots I've ever encountered was when I was trying to find a party for Tahnnaki Temple with my Warrior/Mesmer

Me- LFP for mission
(Get an invite from a group of only two Warrior/Monks which I accept, hoping that they might get some good party members because I really needed to complete the mission. Everything is going fine until

Idiot 1- lol why are you playing as w/me?
Me- I've been a w/mo for ages and I fancied a change, why?
Idiot 1- go and change back to w/mo, they're the most elite build in the game
Idiot 2- yeah we kill people like you everyday in the arena's
Me- people like me?
idiot 1- yeah people who are so bad at PVE they come to PVP and ruin it with their stupid builds
Me- yeah sure you do

(they stay silent for a couple of minutes until they start again)

Idiot 2- lol is that droks armor you're wearing
Me- Yep it's the gladiator armor
Idiot 2- it's crap you should get kurzick armor like us cos it rocks like us
Me- I would like to except I haven't got to house zu heltzer yet
Idiot 1- man u are a n00b you're so bad u couldn't get to house zu heltzer its easy
Me- well obviously its not for me I ain't there yet
Idiot 1- bye bye n00b we only need elite players in our group you're kicked bye

(they kick me then start sending me PM's)

Idiot 1- you n00b you're gonna fail that mission everytime with that build
Me- like i care i'll keep try till I complete it
Idiot 2 we're ignoring u now but just so u know you're crap, you're friends are crap and you're guild is
(then I put both of them on my ignore list

)

Don't we have to do Tahnakai Temple before we can go to HzH, do we ?

Those W/Mo are really jerks.
And Phenixfire, what can I get from you if I say exactly that necro's name ?

PS : Edit his name when you whisper him

DFrost · Jul 28, 2006, 02:43 PM // 14:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phenixfire

uw run, took a PUG who advertised with PRO SS ^^ and even asked me if i am pro ...

50/50 was said to be done ....

here's what happened:

[img]http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2017/scammedeo2.jpg[img]

do you know that feeling, you'd even be willing top take a perm GWG bann if only you could reveal his name ... so pissed atm ....

50/50 will eventually give every honest person the short end of the stick. I seriously think nobody should do it unless you know the other person.

Phenixfire · Jul 28, 2006, 03:08 PM // 15:08

uw run, took a PUG who advertised with PRO SS ^^ and even asked me if i am pro ...

50/50 was said to be done ....

here's what happened:

do you know that feeling, you'd even be willing top take a perm GWG bann if only you could reveal his name ... so pissed atm ....

jackie · Jul 28, 2006, 03:25 PM // 15:25

UW farming with strangers is always risky yeah

I had erhm kinda hilarious meating with a male mesmer in Balthazars Temple. I think he was just goofing around in the end

*Me little female ritualist zoning to Battle Isle temple area and notice a naked male mesmer running towards me*

Jerk: Pffft help me dear ritualist I'm naked & HOT!
Me: Oookay, so?
Jerk: Please hug me BABY BAY BABY BABY BAYB BABY!!!
*Jerk starts to do guitar emote behind me*
Jerk: I'm shooting arrows to your butt SEE SEE SEE LOOK LOOK!!
Me: lol ok...

After that I zoned to do some alliance battles and left him living happily ever after

Kruzing Low · Jul 28, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goats17

Jerk: Why you aggro? Nubwaffle.

lmao
where do people come up with these words

Hellfire Oblivion · Jul 28, 2006, 07:49 PM // 19:49

I dont mess with people unless I am bothered or see someone getting picked on, then I let the jerks know how the cow eats cabbage

Goats17 · Jul 28, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00

Well, Nubwaffle came from him, but I was in Grotto........Nubcakes with extra Nubsyrup and Nubsauce........................I love Grotto. It's so much fun, espacially when we stopped using the spacebar and typed all in caps.

Dark Suoon · Jul 28, 2006, 10:02 PM // 22:02

this was funny but kinda annoying,

i was at pvp, there was 3 ppl in the game we owned them and they all died, cept a assassin. he held a staff and started running all over the arena just to make us mad and make him win 25 balthazar faction.

me: heh come back her (typo)
coward: u spelled it wrong moron
ally: wow its just a typo
coward: no he cant spell right, hes a noob
me: wow dont be so immature
coward: im not, u are
(we chase him for 10 min)
me: u wont give up huh?
coward: no cuz this is wut i live for.
me: o-k............ wut u live for? so u were born for this?
coward: yea and to annoy u
ally: just give up
coward: ill give up when my fiance comes then ill leave
(later)
me: heh im gonna grab food....
(he comes to me and atks me with staff -1 dmg, -1 dmg bla bla bla)
( 1 ally leaves)
me and monk are afk.
he starts killing the monk now
i atk him then he runs again
me: lol
coward: ur the biggest noob ever, u cant kill me!
(get him stuck between a wall and keep atkking him, then monk walks back)
me: im done

Dark Suoon (me) has left the game

lol sooooo funny, made me laugh on how long he wanted 25 faction for...

Algeron Zolo · Jul 29, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27

Just to point out PLZ O PLZ do not assume all wammos are 11yr olds hyped up on caffeine, or idiots wanting to pwn everything with leet mending (witch i DO use, but i know im not invincible)
Now for my story...
In LA, WTS a +5 energy staff head
Me:Wts +5 energy staff head, taking best offer
Jerk:noob
I repeat my message, and then go to another person selling and begin to trade. Then the jerk pms me.
Jerk:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttt ttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrddddddddddddddddd
Jerk:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
(repaets this several times)
Finally i just ignored him and went about my business. :-)
BTW, explain to me how it was any of his business as to what i sell?

Syklone Xaos · Jul 29, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51

A guildie friend and I were in LA trying to get a group for DNKP. It's notoriously hard to get a group for the post-Hell's Precipice quests, and we'd been hanging out for a while with a party of three. We were jumping around the districts advertising for a group when Jerk decides to respond in Local that the quest starts in ToA.

Now, the reason many people start in ToA and run to the quest is so they can have a party of eight instead of six. This provides a little extra safety, but isn't strictly necessary if you can put together an intelligent group willing to bring the right skills. So I whispered Jerk that we knew that but wanted to try it with six people because the run was time-consuming, and this is his reponse:

Jerk: yull NEVER get that quest done from here
Jerk: totally impossible
Me: not at all true, i've done it with 6 on another char, just have to get the right team
Jerk: im sure u did
Jerk: ive seen it MANY MANY MANY MANY times and NOT once have I seen some1
Jerk: coming CLOSE to doing it from here
Jerk: do what u want im just trying to help
Me: just b/c you're not capable of doing it doesn't mean others aren't, rofl
Jerk: LMAO
Jerk: yeah im not capable LMAO
Jerk: LMAO
Me: your so-called "helpful" attitude is getting tiresome
Jerk: SEE if I care
Me: find someone else to expend your typing energy on
Jerk: u dont like it then go jump off a bridge

I stopped responding to Jerk after that. I admit I probably provoked him with the "just because you ..." comment, but the numer of people who think they know everything about this game and every quest, mission, NPC, storyline, skill, and strategy is highly amusing. The immature people who can't admit that their way may not be the best/only way are the ones I find the most obnoxious.

Star Alfur · Jul 29, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37

(Last night, in one of ToA's American Districts)

(Local Chat)
Jerk: R8 55 LF R6+ SS/SV NECRO
Myself: LOL
Random people: Hahah/rofl/lol/etc.

(Private Msg, I pm Jerk)

Me: Since when did your experience in HA have a single thing to do with UW? Really, I'd love to hear your logic.

Jerk: i'd love to hear you shut up so bye

Me: Wow, a sure sign of maturity and experience.

(Chat Filter begins working)
Jerk: <insert lines full of obscenities, ending with a suggestion of suicide>

Me: You too, sweetheart.

Cador · Jul 29, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Ok this one is guildwars related but happened on vent(public)

Well we are Bspiking and we came against an iway holding altars in HoH EASY Roll. our caller is good and we are working on their ranger spamemr first when all of a suden 2 morons come into the vent channel and start shouting obscenities etc i got so pissed i almost got into it with them and then i put them on mute

we lost hoh due to the disttraction we got ganked by iway and yellow team